I'm Emma Leviathan, the first wife of Satan, who he cursed to Purgatory. I'm determined to escape Purgatory, not by conforming to his outdated stereotype conditions of cooking, cleaning, looking pretty, and being pleasant, but by proving that even demons can redefine their destinies.

What does that mean? It means I'm reading furtunes and selling apparel in order to raise enough funds to defeat Satan and become the new ruler of Hell. I can not let that big meany pants win. I'll show him.