I am Emma Leviathan, the first wife of Satan, and I am cursed to Purgatory. Satan says I have to learn to be a good wifey by learning to cook, clean, look pretty, and be pleasant. Well, that isn't going to work for me. 

Here's what happened: I married Satan and we had a plan to steal all of God’s Souls together. I loved being his trophy wife, but then I discovered TikTok and that app convinced me that I was a strong independent Succubus who didn’t need Satan to rule the underworld. Plus, can you believe that Satan was kind of mean? Horrible to live with, always had so much of a doom and gloom attitude and never wanted to do anything anymore.

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So I asked him for a divorce. Can you believe that Big Meany Pants would only grant me a divorce if I learned my wifely duties? So he trapped me on Earth. He said that I wasn’t a good submissive wife and that he would let me back in Hell once I learned to cook, clean, look pretty, and be pleasant.

I decided I could get the souls on my own through the internet. I was doing great, but then TikTok Banned me at 23.8k souls. That app ruined my marriage. So here I am, reading Tarot and doing comedy.